Week 24

I literally cannot think of any inside jokes that I share with my friends, but because everyone reading this expects something funny......

 What do you do if you're trapped inside a whale? Run 'round and 'round till you're all pooped out!

Get it? It's an INSIDE joke. 
I win.
I hope that this joke dies. I hope it's funny once. I hope somebody laughs and then forgets that this ever happened. 

Week 23

If I could go one place in the world without having to worry about travel expenses, I would take a trip to Australia to visit my family. I would take my girlfriend to see all the wonders of the world. We'd go to Paris. We'd go to Bora Bora. We'd go to Fiji. We'd go to Rio. We'd go to Rome. We'd go to England. We'd go to the most amazing places on the planet, and we'd visit for a day for free. We'd save up some money for souvenirs and we'd fly everywhere we could. There's no limits when things are free. Here's my plan. Get on a long plane flight...get their free food...stay in first class. Then land somewhere and go sightseeing. Then we'd get back on a plane...and do it again with a different destination.

Week 22

We all know the story of Cinderella, but in my reality, this is what happens:

Ahem.....
(Read this really fast and all in "one breath")

After the story of Cinderella and Prince Charming, the Prince threw Cinderella into a mental ward. The night after they got married, she recounted all of her plights. For example, before the ball, Cinderella allegedly fit inside of a pumpkin. Her canine friends turned into coachmen. The Prince assumed she was crazy, so he threw her into Bedlam Asylum. I guess Lucifer wasn't just her cat's name after all. The Prince visited her every night, but she never told him what her wanted to hear, so she lived the rest of her life in an 8 by 8 foot square room with no windows.

Week 21

Okay. So there is a list of celebrities that I would love to get to know better. I don't think I would say I have a crush on any of them, but they're awesome people. Some of the celebrities I would enjoy getting to know better are Dwayne Johnson, Johnny Depp, and David Tennant. Dwayne Johnson is an all around awesome guy. He's played so many different characters and he is one of my favorite actors. Johnny Depp is the same way. He has played so many different roles in many of my favorite movies. He's one of the best actors I've seen. David Tennant is my favorite actor from the epic television show Doctor Who. He was the tenth person to take on the iconic role of The Doctor, and he is by far my favorite. He is Scottish and he wears Converse, so he must be a pretty cool guy.

Week 20

I would hate to have to relive my life from 7th grade. Waking up in 7th grade would be one of the worst things to ever happen...ever. 7th grade was the first year I had to move away from my friends to live in Putnam County. That year was also the year that I had to put my dog down. If I woke up in 7th grade I would never have met my girlfriend. On the flip side, my 7th grade year was the year I met two of my best friends. If I woke up from a dream that spanned almost 5 years, I would probably cry for like 3 months. I don't think I would make the same choices and the dream would never have happened. I wouldn't remember any of my current life because you rarely remember your dreams. I wouldn't remember my current friends. I wouldn't know how to play the guitar, piano, or ukulele. Life would be miserable.

Week 19

I'm not sure if there is anything I could say that surprises anyone. I'm a fairly open person. I like to talk a lot so most of my life gets put on display for whomever would like to view it. I enjoy music. I play 5 instruments. I enjoy eating. I love sleeping. I'm fairly athletic, but I'm not very good at organized sports. I want to be a jack-of-all-trades throughout my life. I want to be a photographer, musician, teacher, carpenter, mechanic, etc. I want to do a lot of things with my life because I couldn't just choose one and stick with it forever. I enjoy cooking...not so much with baking.


Miss Hudson...according to Pottermore, I am a Hufflepuff and my Patronus is a Dolphin.